Post by Ross on Jul 19, 2005 15:40:03 GMT
sup,
POEMS!!!!!!!!!!! WIV A TWIST!!!!!!!
there wuz an old lady from leeds,
who swallowed a packet of seeds,
in half an hour her tits were in flower,
and her fanny was covered in weeds.
NEXT.
there was a young lady from ely,
who had a perculiar feeling,
she laid on her back,
opened her crack,
and pissed all over the ceiling,
NEXT
A Fellow Named Mitch
There once was a fellow named Mitch
Whose thingy could drag a ditch!
He couldn't tell by spasms
When ladies reached orgasms
But rather when their voices changed pitch!
thatll du for now more l8r...h/o 1 more then..
A Man Called McNair
There once was a man named McNair.
Who had an affair on the stair.
The bannister broke.
So he doubled his stroke.
And finished off...
In mid air!
POEMS!!!!!!!!!!! WIV A TWIST!!!!!!!
there wuz an old lady from leeds,
who swallowed a packet of seeds,
in half an hour her tits were in flower,
and her fanny was covered in weeds.
NEXT.
there was a young lady from ely,
who had a perculiar feeling,
she laid on her back,
opened her crack,
and pissed all over the ceiling,
NEXT
A Fellow Named Mitch
There once was a fellow named Mitch
Whose thingy could drag a ditch!
He couldn't tell by spasms
When ladies reached orgasms
But rather when their voices changed pitch!
thatll du for now more l8r...h/o 1 more then..
A Man Called McNair
There once was a man named McNair.
Who had an affair on the stair.
The bannister broke.
So he doubled his stroke.
And finished off...
In mid air!
hmn well i have to say i likethe poems. but songs are better. did you hear the american idiot style one bout mark?
;D